I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I develop crushes easily.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
It’s like someone was trying to write the inside of my brain.
Turns out the world isn’t such a bad place after all.
The umbrella one kills me!
this makes me happy. :]
Ok but for real. The umbrella one brought insta tears.
lifehack: treat service workers like human beings
Shouldn’t have to be said, but unfortunately does have to be said.
"boys don’t like it when you wear high waisted clothing" sorry i’m actually in fuck debt right now like i have no more fucks to give the government has issued a fuck deficit and i’ve just declared fuck bankruptcy
hot tip: bisexuals, pansexuals, and other people attracted to more than one gender are still queer
even if they are in a relationship a cis person of a different gender
because, hey, it’s still a gender among the many that they can be attracted to
they are not “betraying the cause” or whatever shit just because they are in a relationship that happens to make them appear straight
because they ain’t straight
the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both
that last one is so that you know you’ve been served.
God damn it, ladies! GET.IT!!!!